..and the oldest of three girls. Yeah, you read that right, you’re looking at a first born AND an oldest daughter which, if we’re all being honest, is the gold standard. Add to that my incredible pedigree and, well, you’ve just discovered a rock and roll rococo mine of dazzling humor, unruly creativity, and glittering personality.

When I’m not working on some half-baked get-rich-quick scheme or enjoying my daily allotment of sweet treats you can find me:

• rotting on a sunny patio (summer) or in the corner of a cozy bar (winter)

• curating a closet of overpriced vintage

• getting an honorary doctorate in arm chair psychology

• attempting a sewing project far beyond my skill level

• traveling through fantasy realms by candlelight

• cooking up everything but the kitchen sink

• or just generally getting comfy with the idea of being a wild and imperfect being who, by some cosmic twist of fate, gets a chance to experience her very own blip in time.