..and the oldest of three girls. Yeah, you read that right, you’re looking at a first born AND an oldest daughter, which we can all admit is the gold standard. Add to that my incredible and historically impossible pedigree and you’ve just discovered a gilded rock and roll well of dirty martini’s, wit, creativity, and charisma.

When I’m not machinating some half-cocked get-rich-quick scheme you can find me:

• rotting on a sunny patio or tucked in the corner of a cozy bar

• curating a closet of overpriced vintage

• getting an honorary doctorate in arm chair psychology

• working on an art project I have no business doing

• traveling through fantasy realms by candlelight

• cooking up everything but the kitchen sink

• or just generally getting comfy with the idea of being a wild and imperfect being who, by some cosmic twist of fate, gets a chance to experience her very own blip in time.