This is an about page. But you knew that didn’t you? That’s why you’re here, hoping to learn a bit about me, why else would you go to an “about” page? Unless, of course, you thought this was a general “about" page wherein you might learn something about anything. I’m sorry to inform you that this is just my about page. But! If you shoot me an email with an area of interest in the subject line, I’ll comb through my collection of esoteric tomes and get back to you with some info on whatever else it is you wanted to know about.

In the meantime, when it comes to getting to know me a little better, here are some highlights.

Likes:

• channeling Bukowski in the corner of a dark bar

• curating a closet of overpriced vintage

• getting a doctorate in arm chair psychology

• waxing poetic about the mesmerizing beauty of the mundane

• traversing through fantasy realms by candlelight

• cooking up everything but the kitchen sink

• living to tell the tale

• dirty gin martinis (no vermouth, stirred not shaken, blue cheese olives if you have ‘em)

Dislikes:

• this one really particular shade of light brown every sweater seems to come in

• nice weather too many days in a row, i’m looking at you LA

• AI stealing the em dash- it’s really hard to write without the em dash

• my frontal lobe being fully formed, it bites

• the unshakable feeling that there’s some intrinsic part of existence that sits just out of reach

• board games